CB AFL Dream Team and SuperCoach Podcast #185: Rd 12, 2013
Dane Swan is so fit, he could play goalkeeper for Jordan. At least, he’d be better than their #1 goalkeeper! Read the rest of this entry »
Paul Montgomery, a.k.a. m0nty, is a co-founder of FanFooty, the fastest-growing fantasy football site for Australian Rules (AFL) football. He lives in Footscray, and barracks for the mighty Hawks.
Phillip "Molly" Malone is one of the most prolific Web pundits on Aussie Rules footy with his blog Mollyzine and podcast Molly's Monday Machination. He's an engineer and a Hawk fan, and you'll see his name everywhere.
Dane Swan is so fit, he could play goalkeeper for Jordan. At least, he’d be better than their #1 goalkeeper! Read the rest of this entry »
We’re back in the groove for our next live shows. Get on board at 10:30pm on Wednesday June 12 with m0nty and Molly at this link as they talk about round 11 of the 2013 AFL season at the Coaches Box. Join the live chat page, click on the links to players and stories the hosts are talking about, and participate in the discussion. Read the rest of this entry »
Dane Swan is so fit, he could run around Arizona with a cactus strapped to his back and still score a DT ton! (Yes, I’m slimming down the f4t jokes… not to mention chickening out from animal comparisons.) Read the rest of this entry »
Dane Swan is so… hang on, not a good week to be doing gags about appearance, even if they’re supposed to be motivational. They were meant in the best possible way, honest! Read the rest of this entry »
Dane Swan is so fat, his third cousin-twice-removed Wayne Swan cut a humongous amount of fat off him for this week’s budget but he STILL had a huge deficit. Read the rest of this entry »
Dane Swan is so fat, he doesn’t use horse drugs to gain weight, but Gai Waterhouse gives her horses Dane Swan drugs. Read the rest of this entry »
Dane Swan is so fat, he would win Celebrity Splash because after he dived there would be no water left in the pool. Read the rest of this entry »
Dane Swan is so fat, his head wouldn’t fit into the Capstar official AFL club New Era cap we gave away to Hevvie on the show chat! (enter the code FANFOOTY10 for 10% off Capstar caps) Read the rest of this entry »
Dane Swan is so fat, if it had been him lying on the ground in the middle of the MCG, Buddy would have had to run round him instead of hurdling before kicking that huge goal. Read the rest of this entry »
You’re in a private draft league like Ultimate Footy, AFL Fantasy Elite and Supercoach Draft, and you’ve completed your pre-season draft, but who to start and who to sit for round 4, who to keep and who to drop to the waiver wire or free agent pool, and who to pick up? m0nty and footylover18 are here for advice every Thursday, live streamed on FanFooty with chat. Read the rest of this entry »